Teacher persuasion, failed. The children had all been photographed for their high school picture, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ""Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,"" There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or ""That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ""And there's the teacher. She's dead.""

Divorce Joke my Family Law Professor Told Elderly couple, 102 and 98 years old respectively. And they are getting a divorce. Judge asks them why they are getting one now... ""we were waiting for the kids to die""

Stole this from a friend on FB One day in a Contract Law class, the Professor asked one of his better students, ""Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"" The student replied, ""Here's an orange."" The professor was livid. ""No! No! Think like a lawyer!"" The student then recited, ""Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, calim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its …

Three americans are competing to paint a foreign flag on a white sheet of canvas ... The three are given only 30 minutes to complete their assignment. The first student decides to paint Germany's flag, the second will paint the United Kingdom's, and the third Hungary's. The first and second are already making good progress. The third's about to take his first brush stroke but realizes, to his horror, that he completely forgot what Hungary's flag looks like. He tries desperately to remember, but …