So a buddy of mine was riding his motorcycle... (This is a joke that my own, dearest father got me with today.) ...and, you know how the underneath of the bike can get pretty hot, under the motor. Well, his boot caught fire! He looks down, and sees that it spread to his pant leg, so he reaches down and tries to pat it out with his glove, and his damn shirt sleeve caught fire! So he pulls the bike over immediately, and he's patting at the flames trying to put himself out, when a cop pulls up behi…

Racist white guy So theres this white guy driving down the street. Hes see two black guys walking on the side of the road. He gets excited accelerates and BAM! One guy goes through the windshield and the other goes flying into the cornfield next to them. Shortly after he realizes a cop was behind him and saw the whole thing. In a panic he tries to explain to the officer what happened but get cut short, the officer says ""woah easy buddy I saw what happened, this guy is has committed a B&E an…

An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!” The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.” The old man dials his son and as he is about to speak, the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just…

Misunderstanding An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!” The old man replies, “Woah wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.” The old man dials his son as as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins…