The Mathematician from Brooklyn A mathematician hailing from Brooklyn, NY gets invited to the annual conference for mathematics, statistics and logic. Upon arriving, he notices that a world-renown professor is hosting what was listed as ""The Unbeatable Brain-Teaser"". He decides to sign up, and gets in the single-file line for a one-on-one chance to attempt to solve the professor's riddle. Once inside the conference room, the Brooklyn man is told that he will be faced with a 3-part riddle. The …

A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um.""

A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Confused, the bartender asks, "Where did you get that??" The parrot replied, "Oh him? New York."

A Jewish gentleman walks into a New York bar with a frog on his shoulder. The barman looks up and says" Hey, where'd ya find that?" The frog replies, "Brooklyn, there's thousands of em"