Just spent an hour attempting to explain to my 3 year the difference between Baltimore and Voldemort.

To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. "good tacos boston"

[1773] "Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR

Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon.