Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un I've been thinking about it. As far as I know, Kim Jong-Il died last week and his son called Kim Jong-Un was appointed the new leader. It would be more appropriate if the guy who died was called Kim Jong-Un and his son who was taking over was called Kim Jong-Deux (and in turn his son should be called Kim Jong-Trois)

Kim Jong Un I remember reading a news story about North Korean propaganda. One piece involved a lie Kim Jong Un told his people. In an effort to deceive the people into thinking he was a deity, he told them he never has to defecate. I remember reading that and thinking, ""Wow, he is so full of shit.""

Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, and El Chapo are on a punctured hot air balloon that's quickly going down. In order to slow their descent, they decide to throw stuff out of the basket in which they're riding. El Chapo throws several bricks of cocaine over the side and says, ""Don't worry, I've got tons of this stuff back in my country."" Following suit, Kim Jong Un throws over several bottles of Johnnie Walker Excelsior. ""I know this stuff is pretty rare, but don't worry, I've got a bunch of it back…

Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill.