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Guy walks into a Broadway costume house, tells the guy he wants one red, one blond, and 1 brunette merkin Clerk says - shall I wrap them up, sir? He says - no, I'll eat them here ...

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Joke ID: 01KKTNAZ10TACE2PZKXQJFQDZW

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