Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.#Matthew#Luke#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 21. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.#Matthew#Luke#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope" "use divorce, luke"#Luke#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did.#Luke#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp