The wife convinced me into taking her to Hawaii if she lost 20 pounds. You'd be surprised how many M&M's someone can swallow in their sleep.

I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th? Went back and got her.

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, ""OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish. The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, ""I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I ge…

Just another Genie A biker going through is third divorce comes across a very unusual bottle. As he is cleaning it a genie appears. The genie says to the biker, I will grant you one wish. The biker looks at the genie and calls him out on the fact that genies are supposed to grant three wishes. This genie explains to the biker that he is only a junior genie and he will only be able to perform on wish. After careful thought the biker says, OK, I got it. I would like for you to build me a bridge fr…