Chinese Joke A Good Boy hao hai zi yie xiao nanhaier xian tade mam yao liankuai qian. A little boy asked his mother for two yuan. ""wo zuotian eini de qian, ni zuo shenme le?"" "" , ?"" ""What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"" ""wo eile yie hen qion de lao nuren."" "" "" ""I gave it to a very poor old woman."" ""ni zhen shie hao haizi! "" mam jiaoao de shuo. "" !"" ""You're a good boy!"" said the mother proudly. ""zai eini liankuai. danshi weishenme ni dui nae lao nuren anxinqu ne? "" "" ?"" ""Here are two yuan more. But why are you interested in the old woman?"" ""ta shi mai tanuo de."" "" "" ""She is the one who sells the candy.""