man with a wooden leg My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"" (Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)

*Will smith is alone in his corner, depressed* "Won't Smith," he whispers

The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side.

Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.