Don't ask... So one fine day, a young boy is listening to the radio. He has very bad reception so the radio is sort of static, nevertheless, he catches something about a purple donut. His curiosity sparked, he meanders over to his mother and said, ""Momma, what's a purple donut?"" She then gets this wild look in her eye an grabs a bat and begins to vigorously beat the boy. She yells, ""Get your ass to school, when you get home your going to the cellar!"" So he walks to school. He has a bloody no…

A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work... A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work. Her kid is home, sees the man and gets scared and runs into his mothers closet. The woman brings the man up and they start to do their thing. Suddenly, the front door opens up, and the husband is home from work early. The wife tells the man to hide in the closet. Low and behold, the kid is also in the closet. ""It sure is dark in here"" says the kid. ""yeah"" ne…

A woman takes a lover home... A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, ""Dark in here."" The man says, ""Yes, it is."" Boy - ""I have a baseball."" Man - ""That's nice."" Boy - ""Want to buy it?"" Man - ""No, thanks."" Boy - "…

A woman is cheating on her husband.. One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet. The little boy says, ""It's dark in here."" The man whispers, ""Yes, it is."" Boy - ""I have a baseball."" Man - ""That's nice."" Boy - ""Want to buy it?"" Man - ""No, thanks."" Boy - ""My dad's outside."" Man - ""OK, how much?"" Boy - ""$250."" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lo…