Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok

Dad I've got something to tell you.. A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've be…

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van

Kylie Jenner Walks into a restaurant Kylie Jenner walks into a restaurant where she has made a reservation. The waiter greets her politely, and says, ""Right this way Mrs. Jenner"" and begins leader her to her table. ""Please,"" she says, ""Mrs. Jenner is my father. Call me Kylie.