A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband Lady: I lost my Husband. Inspector: What is his height? Lady: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy? Lady: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Colour of eyes? Lady: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair? Lady: Changes according to season Inspector: What was he wearing? Lady: suit/casuals I don't remember exactly Inspector: Was somebody with him ? Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.... And the lady started crying..... Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!