Everything has a weakness Little tommy is playing catch with his dad when his father misses a ball that hits him squarely in the crotch. The dad doubles over in pain. Little Timmy runs up to his dad. Little tommy: What's wrong dad? Why are you hurt? Dad: The ball hit me in our weakness, son. Little tommy: What's a weakness dad? Dad: You see son, everything has a weakness. Nothing is perfect. It just so happens that a man's weakness is on the outside of his body. Little tommy: Oh, well does mommy have a weakness? Dad: Yes. But you see, a woman's weakness is on the inside of her body. Little tommy: Where? Dad: Inside her head.