I got a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer. Credit to Steven Wright.#Steven Wright#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
""I used to work at a fire hydrant factory."" ""You couldn't park anywhere *near* the place!"" -Steven Wright#Steven Wright#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... He's gone now (credit to Steven Wright)#Steven Wright#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One day, I made instant coffee in my microwave. I nearly went back in time. - Steven Wright#Steven Wright#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's another word for ""thesaurus""? Steven Wright joke, iirc.#Steven Wright#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp