I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays.

Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart.

"look, you know i LOVE calling birds. love. but FOUR? jesus, phil, i don't have room for this shit and you knew that!"

Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*