I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays.#Phil#Brother Crispin#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Phil Spector's brother I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Walkers.#Phil#Brother Crispin#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart.#Phil#Collins#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"look, you know i LOVE calling birds. love. but FOUR? jesus, phil, i don't have room for this shit and you knew that!"#Phil#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*#Phil#Steveharmonic Orchestra#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp