The City-Slicker and the Farmer One year, a man who lived in the city decided to try his hand at deer hunting. He bought all the the necessary equipment, a license, and a rifle and headed out to the gamelands a good distance away from the city. After a full day's hunting, the man spots a gorgeous buck and manages to make a clean shot. The deer runs for awhile and drops dead right in a farmer's yard. When the man goes to retrieve the deer the farmer meets him and claims that the deer is now his b…

A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar The end of the night rolls around and the waitress asks who is going to pay the tab. The duck says that he can't pay because he only has one bill. The deer says that she had a buck on her last night, but won't have any doe until spring. The skunk says he can't pay because he only has one scent. Finally, the elephant says ""It's okay boys, the highballs are on me!""

Bu, Fu and Chu decided to move to Canada from China. Upon landing and passing through customs they decided to change their names to fit in better. Chu became Chuck Bu became Buck and Fu went back to China

Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, ""I'll change me name to Buck, adding ck to the end."" Chu then said, ""then I'll become Chuck."" After a long pause, Fu said, ""I guess I'll go back to China.""