An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

The Three Daughters So, a woman has three daughters, the first daughter comes and asks, ""Mummy, why am I called Rose?"", the mother replies, ""Because, when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"". Later that day the second daughter came to her and asked, ""Mummy, why are I called Lavender?"" The mother replies, ""Well, when you were a baby a piece of lavender fell on your head"". Even later in the day, the third daughter comes to the woman, *moans* ""Shut up, Fridge!""

A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Rose?"" ""Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"" ""Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The third daughter walks up…

A man had 3 daughters. A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" "Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?" "Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The th…