An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

The Three Daughters So, a woman has three daughters, the first daughter comes and asks, ""Mummy, why am I called Rose?"", the mother replies, ""Because, when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"". Later that day the second daughter came to her and asked, ""Mummy, why are I called Lavender?"" The mother replies, ""Well, when you were a baby a piece of lavender fell on your head"". Even later in the day, the third daughter comes to the woman, *moans* ""Shut up, Fridge!""

A man had 3 daughters. The first daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Rose?"" ""Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The second daughter walks up to her dad and says ""Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"" ""Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby."" Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls. The third daughter walks up…

Naming your daughters A man has 3 daughters. One day, the daughters decided to ask their father why they were given the names they had. The first daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Rose?"" The father replies, ""well Rose, because when you were born, a rose landed on you as we left the hospital. The second daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Lily?"" The father replies, ""well Lily, because when you were born, a lily landed on you as we left the hospital. The third daughter approaches…