If I get married, I'd take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I'd return to pick her up. Maybe.

A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years..... ...One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. ""Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."" The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fac…

If the log rolls over, we're gonna die! (This is really best told around a campfire or some other scary story circle. It should be delivered as a scary story right till the end. My dad loves to tell this one.) A couple got stranded in a storm out in the middle of no where. There was nothing but pasture and woods all around them, and a single house. They run to the house and bang on the door, but it opens at the pounding of the man's fist on the wood. He walks inside cautiously, while the wife fo…

A Fisherman, Politician, Husband, and a wife all get stranded on a island inhabited by cannibals The cannibals capture them and tell them that they used eat and live off fish but after doing it so long they got sick of it and now hate fish. The cannibals tell them that if they have something good to offer they will let them borrow a boat and leave, and if they don't they will be eaten. The next day the the cannibals take the politician inside their hut and after a few hours they come out of the …