Moses walks into a bar And says ""I'll just halve water""

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up? He wanted to double his prophets.

Three guys named Jesus, Muhammad, and Moses go out upon the sea, upon a boat... The boat rocks gently side-to-side. They each think for a moment how best to catch fish. Jesus decides to reveal his divinity, and so he climbs out of the boat and runs around catching the fish in a big sphere. Moses recognizes Jesus's divinity and decides to show his own heavenly credentials. Moses stretches his arms upward and the waters pull apart in a big column, setting the boat softly down, and the fish fall ou…

Why doesn't Moses buy beer? He brews it.