Abraham’s (from the Bible) computer Abraham decided that he needed a computer to track his large herds of sheep and goats. So he went to the computer store and bought all the hardware and peripherals and high-end software, brought it back to his tent, and hooked it all up. He was so proud and wanted to show it off so he called in his son Isaac. “Issac, come see our new computer. Now Issac, being of the younger generation, immediately sat down and started exploring the set up. But as he did, a…

Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM.

Why does the CPU never get any work done? Because it gets interrupted constantly.

computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know"".