A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow to my head is very strong, may be serious. Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot. Wife's Response: Who is Tina?

The Dentist A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, ""Doctor, I'm in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!"" The dentist thought to himself, ""My goodness--this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."" So the dentist asked h…

I swear he can fly! A man is working in his office building. It's about 5:30 PM, and the man is about to get off work, when his boss suddenly rushes in and tells him that his wife is in the hospital and is in labor. The man rushes out of the building, drives to the hospital, and breaks into the room. Before the man can do anything, the doctor exclaims, ""Wait a second, before you do anything, I need to tell you something. YOUR BABY CAN FLY! Let me show you,"" So the doctor grabs the child, holds…

Husband send a text to his wife Husband's text: >Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of my right foot is a possibility. Love you. Wife's response: >Who's Paula?