If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer... I'd have a lot of doe

If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel... You're really just getting more bang for your buck.

Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty, but deer nuts are under a buck!