"That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish? Chicken chow meng.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.