A computer scientist is walking through the woods He finds a frog. The frog says ""Hey! I'm a princess cursed into being a frog. Kiss me and I will turn into a person!"" The computer scientist puts her in his pocket. ""You idiot! Kiss me and I will turn into a princess who will marry you!"" protests the frog The computer scientist replies ""I have no interest in marriage, but I've gotta admit that a talking frog is pretty cool""