If you call the suicide hotline in Iraq they ask if you know how to drive a truck.

A squad of American soldiers is stationed in Iraq. When an explosive device is found by the road, their job is to guard it and make sure it doesn't go off until an expert can arrive and disarm it properly. Their job is a boring one, so a young private named Benjamin gets a clever idea. He catches a poisonous snake, names him Nate, and trains Nate to be a ""guard snake."" When they are called in to guard a bomb, Nate is released near the weapon and his presence is enough to drive off any passers …

I once called the suicide prevention hotline in Iraq They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq... The dude got all excited and asked me if i could drive a truck