If you call the suicide hotline in Iraq they ask if you know how to drive a truck.

A squad of American soldiers is stationed in Iraq. When an explosive device is found by the road, their job is to guard it and make sure it doesn't go off until an expert can arrive and disarm it properly. Their job is a boring one, so a young private named Benjamin gets a clever idea. He catches a poisonous snake, names him Nate, and trains Nate to be a ""guard snake."" When they are called in to guard a bomb, Nate is released near the weapon and his presence is enough to drive off any passers …

Middle Eastern suicide hotline A man living in Iraq calls in the the suicide hotline and he says to the operator "" I'm feeling very suicidal and don't feel like living anymore"" The operator replies to him "" well sir can you drive a truck"".

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq... The dude got all excited and asked me if i could drive a truck