Many English names are derived from occupations, like Fletcher (arrow maker), Cooper (barrel maker), or Cunningham (tricky pig).

Sign protects feng mathis Arizona cardinals Arizona cardinals in off guard back Jonathan - Cooper (Jonathan) Cooper found immediately after a replacement. They announced on Wednesday to a one year contract signed to protect the front Ivan - Mathis (Evan Mathis). Mathis from defending champion Denver broncos joined another championship contender Arizona cardinals. His last offseason differences due to the contract by the Philadelphia eagles after laying off to join the wild horses. Mathis, 34 in …

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. ~George Burns Santa Claus has the right idea ... Visit people only once a year. ~Victor Borge What would men be without women? Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce. ~Mark Twain By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~Socrates I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~Groucho Marx My wif…

A string of jokes I heard a while ago How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper? Two in the front, two in the back. How do you get four giraffes in a mini cooper? You can't because of all the elephants. How do you get two whales in a mini cooper? Same way you get to Wales in any other car, down the M4, over the Severn Bridge. How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge? Footprints in the butter. How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge? You can hea…