Three priests and their wives die in a plane crash... So three priests and their wives are flying back from an interdenominational conference when the plane crashes and they all die. They all arrive at the pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter says to the first priest, "I am sorry, but I cannot let you in. You adored sugar and sweets. You had the biggest sweet tooth, and was so involved with sugar and sweets that you married a woman named Candy." Off they go to hell. St. Peter then addr…

Three priests are talking after dinner ... Three priests meet up for dinner. After dinner they're talking about how they divide up the collection from the congregation between the church and themselves. The first priest says, I draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up in air. Whatever falls in the circle I keep and the rest goes to the church. The second priest says, I do something similar. I too draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up in air. Whatever falls in the …

Two Priests compared jobs Two priests from different Protestant faiths decided they'd have a day together where they would observe each other's day-to-day work. They went to the first priest's church and got to work. They started the day with confessions. The first priest made his money from confessions, but the second priest did not believe in paying for forgiveness, so he was financially supported by his congregation's voluntary tithings. A man came to the confessional and said, ""Father, I ha…

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle god kept. The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed inside the circle god kept. The rabb…