White Horse A white horse walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He moves aside, minds his own business; but the barkeep hasn't had such an unusual patron for a long time. He's curious. He ransacks his brain, and can't come up with a better line than... ""you know, there's a whiskey named after you?"" And the white horse replies: ""What? Eric?""

A white horse walks into a bar... 'Hello' said the barman, 'what can I get you?' 'I'll have a whisky if I may.' 'Certainly sir, which would you fancy?' 'Well, I'm not sure, what do you have?' 'Ah, let's see, we have Black & White or Cutty Sark - we even have one named after you sir.' 'Really? Eric?'

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"