A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar The end of the night rolls around and the waitress asks who is going to pay the tab. The duck says that he can't pay because he only has one bill. The deer says that she had a buck on her last night, but won't have any doe until spring. The skunk says he can't pay because he only has one scent. Finally, the elephant says ""It's okay boys, the highballs are on me!""

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty, but deer nuts are under a buck!

A skunk, a deer and a giraffe walk into a bar.... The three animals sit down and order a round of drinks. They quickly finish the first round and order a second round, then finish those and order a third round. After they finish the third round, the trio decides its time to move on. When the bartender brings the bill over, the skunk looks at the deer and giraffe and says, ""I'm sorry guys, but I cant pay for this because I only have one scent."" The deer looks at the giraffe and say, ""Sorry bud…

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? One is under buck fifty one is under a buck.