My collection of dwarf/midget jokes. I'm sorry. Did you know that there was a dwarf shortage in America? In other countries, dwarfism is a growing problem. Dwarves and midgets actually have very little in common. Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy? Yesterday I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall and he looked at me and sneered. I said, ""Well that's a little condescending."" How do midgets get girls to date them? They're really good at small talk.