I took my family out to an authentic Chinese restaurant. My wife and I had chow mein and my daughter built 3 iPhones

Orange slices True story. I had gone out to dinner with my wife and her family at a Chinese restaurant. At the end of the meal, the waiter brought us a tray of fortune cookies and orange slices. I offered an orange slice to my wife, who said she doesn't eat oranges because they are acidic. So I ate the orange instead, thought for a second, and told her, ""I think you can eat these. They aren't acidic. They're just Orthodox.""

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around be…

Surprise A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises lightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again, the lid rises and he sees two little eyes…