When I call 911, I'm gonna do a Sean Connery impersonation to briefly amuse the jurors at my trial.

"Can I shit here?" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead.

"I'll shave whoever I want! I'll shave you, I'll shave her! I'll shave a goddamn baby if need be!" Sean Connery, boasting about his heroism

*camera pans to a pair of sneakers hanging over a power line* *Sean Connery takes a long drag of his cigarette* "It was a... shoeishide"