George W. Bush walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""what will it be?"" Bush gives the bartender a blank a look the bartender asks again ""what will it be?"" Where is the teleprompter? Don't kill me! This is my first joke :<

What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding.