Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25

Hot chick at the bar just said that she's gonna do something stupid tonight... ...I informed her that I only had a 1.75 GPA in high school.

Professor: "Did you just show up drunk to my exam?" No way "Hungover then?" Nope "There's a lime wedge on your face"