John was constantly reprimanded by the teacher for being a smart aleck in class. One day, after John's teacher had too much of his antics, she decided to send him home. Teacher: John. where do you live? John: With my parents, of course. Teacher: Where do your parents live? John: With me. Teacher: Where do you all live then? John: Together. Teacher: Where is your house then? John: Next to my neighbour's house. Teacher: Alright. Enough talk. Where do your neighbours live? John: If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. Teacher: Well, tell me then. John: Next to my house!