Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds.

I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes.

The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda.

Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry.