The flood is coming. It was all over the news, ""the flood is coming."" Being the devout man he was, Johnny decided to wait until God sent him a sign before he evacuated. The water came up to his doorstep and his neighbor paddled by with a canoe. ""Get in!"" his neighbor yelled. ""No, I'm waiting for a sign from God,"" he replied. And he waited. The water came up to his second floor. Johnny got on his roof. The Coast Guard came by with a helicopter. Johnny refused to get in. ""I'm waiting for a sign from God,"" he yelled. Johnny drowns and goes to heaven. Upon meeting God, he asks God ""why didn't you send me a sign!? I'm a devout guy, all I needed was a sign."" God replies, ""I put it on the news, I sent a canoe and I sent a helicopter! What else do you want from me!?""