Oscar I hear Oscar Pistorius is struggling in jail so far. He's not getting on too well with the food. The good news is though, he is yet to have the runs.

Oscar Pistorius' new book deal I thought I'd share a joke I just heard from a topic on a call-in radio show. Radio DJ: ""Should Oscar Pistorius profit from a book deal about the night he shot his girlfriend?"" Caller: ""No he should not. I think you'll find that legally he doesn't have a leg to stand on.""

Oscar Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem. When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for murder. Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed. I take it Osca…

I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch