Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families.

So i've heard that christmas is cancelled this year... ... Joseph confessed everything.

Why was there no room at the inn for Joseph and Mary? – Because it was Christmas.

When a kindergarten student playing Joseph in the school nativity play forgot his lines, he was prompted from the side by a teacher. She whispered: "You have travelled a very long way, Joseph. You are hot and tired. What do you think you would say to the innkeeper?" Joseph brightened up, wiped his brow and said loudly: "Boy, do I need a drink!" Did you hear about the Al-Qaeda Christmas party? No dancing or music, but the fastest game of pass the parcel you've ever seen. Omid Djalili