family problems Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, The Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, But definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents... 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, So I think we will name him... Sum Ting Wong

I used to think my Karate instructor was very wise. However, yesterday my pregnant neighbour Mrs. Wong and her husband rushed to hospital. When they came back today they had the baby with them so I figured I'd go say hi. Strangest thing! The baby is Caucasian! I couldn't believe my eyes, this whole time my instructor had been lying to me; two Wongs DO make a white!

What? I took my neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Wong to the Hospital for the imminent birth of their new Baby. When the Baby was born, it was Caucasian. What's wrong with that, you might ask? Two Wongs don't make a White. (groans expected......and justified)

A Chinese couple named Mr. and Mrs. Wong went to the hospital to have a baby... Mrs. Wong had the baby soon after they arrived, and after they got to see their child, a nurse took it away for medical examinations. When she returned, she was carrying a white baby, not an Asian one. Mr. Wong was surprised and a little annoyed at the mistake and curtly told the nurse to go back and get their actual baby. The nurse insisted that it was the correct child, but Mr. Wong was positive that a mistake had…