Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi.

Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole.

I dated a soccer player once. I also learned a new word that's in poor taste to yell out during climax.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with soccer So I said ""On loan or permanent transfer?""