A lawyer was getting out of his BMW one day... ...when an 18 wheeler came by and ripped the door right off his car. He quickly called the police, and when a patrol car arrived he began a rant, screaming ""Cahps, cahps, look what they did to mah beemah!"" The cop replies ""You lawyers are so materialistic! Haven't you noticed you left arm got ripped off by the truck!"" The lawyer proceeds to look down and check, and sure enough his left arm has been ripped off by the joint. In complete, utter dis…

Getting Out of A Ticket A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. ""There's no way they can catch a BMW,"" he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. ""What the hell am I doing?…

After extensive investigations and many phone calls, the police found that, despite the fact that I'm black, I've got a good job, no criminal record and I own the BMW I was driving. So they arrested me for wasting police time.

Man speeding a BMW.. A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the Interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100. Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What in hell am I doing?" he t…