Loyal Guards Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin were having a summit meeting at a 20-story building. During a break, the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards. First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, ""Ivan, jump down."" Ivan replied in tears, ""Mr. President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son."" Putin explained that he was only joking, and let Ivan out. Then Kim Jong-Un called his guard Lee, and told him to jump. Lee starte…

A king uses religion to replace lumberjacks It's 500 BC in the north of the Korean peninsula, what is today the home of the beautiful and harmonious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, led by great leader Kim Jong Un, who succeeded Kim Jong Il, who succeeded the Eternal President whose statue of reverence is un-outrevered, Kim Il Sung. The emperor, Akhum Erse, has run into a problem. A problem--one that would never occur in the current efficient leadership of the great Kim Jong Un due to his …

A North Korean Joke *Son to Mom: I don't want to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. The students hate me and the teachers hate me.* *Mom to Son: Son, you have to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. You are the principal and you're thirty five years old.* As told to Michael Malice who wrote the book: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il [Video Interview with Q&A [54:26]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2EBUE4BfQU)

A North Korean Joke *Son to Mom: I don't want to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. The students hate me and the teachers hate me.* *Mom to Son: Son, you have to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. You are the principal and you're thirty five years old.* As told to Michael Malice who wrote the book: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il [Video Interview with Q&A [54:26]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2EBUE4BfQU)