God said to Peter ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit.#Peter#But Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
God said to peter come fourth... But Peter came fifth and won a toaster#Peter#But Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party.#Peter#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory." Peter came fifth and won a toaster.#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp