My friend tells me he graduated from Europe with a Celsius in Engineering.#Europe#Engineer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[engineer looking at blueprints] "Well, here's your problem right here. You built this thing on rock and roll."#Engineer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.#Europe#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog#Europe#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp