A CEO, Vice-President, and Engineer are on the golf course... ...the engineer hits first and his ball goes into the woods. ""No problem, I'll go get it"", he says. The vice president steps up and also hits into the woods ""No problem!"", he says, as he makes the engineer go get it. The CEO gets up and he, too, hits the ball into the woods. ""No problem!"", he says, as he makes the engineer go get it. ""...and when you get back, you're fired! You should have warned us that might happen!""

An Engineer, Vice-President, and CEO are on the Golf Course... The engineer hits the ball into the woods and says "No problem, I'll go get it." The Vice-President then hits the ball into the woods and says "No problem, I'll have the engineer go get it." The CEO then hits the ball into the woods and says "Have the engineer go get it, and then fire him. He should have warned us that might happen."

The Engineer Towards the end of the French revolution many people lost their heads to the guillotine. One day a politician, a priest, and an engineer were to be executed. The politician was first. The executioner asked him: ""Do you have any last words?"" to which the man replied, ""I regret nothing."" The executioner lowered the man's head into the guillotine and released the blade. It fell swiftly but suddenly jams and stopped just inches from reaching the politician's neck. There was a rule w…

While walking down the street one day, a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies... His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ""Welcome to heaven,"" says St. Peter. ""Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."" ""No problem, just let me in,"" says the man. ""Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hel…